Everything you need to know about the Mideast


Confused about what the heck is going on in Egypt and Syria? A London reader of the Financial Times provides in a letter to the editor a quick and amusing guide to ever-shifting political alliances:


Iran is backing Assad. Gulf states are against Assad!

Assad is against Muslim Brotherhood. Muslim Brotherhood and Obama are against General Sisi.

But Gulf states are pro Sisi! Which means they are against Muslim Brotherhood!

Iran is pro Hamas, but Hamas is backing Muslim Brotherhood!

Obama is backing Muslim Brotherhood, yet Hamas is against the U.S.!

Gulf states are pro U.S. But Turkey is with Gulf states against Assad; yet Turkey is pro Muslim Brotherhood against General Sisi. And General Sisi is being backed by the Gulf states!

Welcome to the Middle East and have a nice day.

K.N. Al-Sabah, London, EC4, UK

Everything makes much more sense now, doesn’t it?

h/t Buzzfeed