The latest unconventional obituary to go viral celebrates a dad from Georgia who “attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy’s.”
“Our dad was a unique and special guy,” Mark McCullough, the oldest of William “Freddie” McCullough’s six kids, tells the Savannah Morning News. “I wanted to do things differently to honor him with an obit that fit him.”
Mark, a filmmaker, is developing a TV show based on his father.
From the obit, it sounds like Dad already wrote the series for him:
(Freddie) hated vegetables and hypocrites. Not necessarily in that order.
(He) was great at growing fruit trees, grilling chicken and ribs, popping wheelies on his Harley at 50 mph, making everyone feel appreciated and hitting Coke bottles at thirty yards with his 45.
Freddie loved to tell stories. And you could be sure 50% of every story was true. You just never knew which 50%.
(He) adored the ladies. And they adored him. There isn’t enough space here to list all of the women from Freddie’s past. There isn’t enough space in the … phone book. A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude).
You can read the rest of Freddie’s adventures here.
h/t Daily Mail